Classic Sitcom Enthusiast Mugs

Gilligan's Elevator.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

John Cleese.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Menopause and the City

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

John Laurie

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Dante Alighieri

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Buster Keaton

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Dawn French.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Laurel & Hardy

Ricky Gervais.

Eightysomething