Classic Sitcom Lover Mugs

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Situation Tragedy.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Larry David

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."

Bunny TV.

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"