Classic Sitcom Lover Pillows

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Gilligan's Elevator

"And being of sound mind... I leave it to beaver."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Beam me up. Scotty!

Situation Tragedy.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Larry David

Good Morning Britain

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

Bunny TV.

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"Yet it's magically okay when Mrs. Maisel & Susie talk like that."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"C-Span is our reality television."