Classic Comedy Lover Pillows

'Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Pssst! 25% off at Damart. Pass it on"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'Here's a tenner son, go and bring yourself up.'

Retirement in-trays: You're always IN, can't you go OUT?

Notary

Bored mid 40's housewife looking for afternoon fun...

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Tony Hancock

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Primitive magician

"No, it fell off a Spitfire in the war. Open the bloody vault!"

'It's a 'slap-on, slap-off' light.'

A mule pulling a lady on a carriage.

Act 1. 'Wait for me'. Act 2. Waited.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The first car accident.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."