Classic Comedy Lover Prints

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Pssst! 25% off at Damart. Pass it on"

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'Here's a tenner son, go and bring yourself up.'

Retirement in-trays: You're always IN, can't you go OUT?

Notary

Bored mid 40's housewife looking for afternoon fun...

Tony Hancock

Primitive magician

"No, it fell off a Spitfire in the war. Open the bloody vault!"

'It's a 'slap-on, slap-off' light.'

A mule pulling a lady on a carriage.

Act 1. 'Wait for me'. Act 2. Waited.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The first car accident.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.