Classic Sitcom Enthusiasts Pillows

'Tonight's news is so depressing, we've decided just to show the 'Three Stooges' instead....'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

Buster Keaton

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

Laurel & Hardy

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

I Love Lucy Today

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

Road Safety

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

A man is standing up with a remote stuck between his butt cheeks-he says;'Nobody is going anywhere until the t.v. remote is found!'

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

HONEY! I TOLD YOU THAT GRUMPY WERE GETTING SICK OF ALL THOSE POLITICAL COMMERCIALS!

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

Three bears watching Porridge on three different size tvs,

"And being of sound mind... I leave it to beaver."