Sixties Sitcom Enthusiast Pillows

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Mensans Behaving Badly

Eightysomething