Tv Sitcom Lover Pillows

"C-Span is our reality television."

Are you still watching?

"Well it s after the 4:30pm watershed"

Bunny TV.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The first car accident.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

UK border controls relaxed.