Tv Series Lover Pillows

"Spoiler alert."

"It doesn't seem to cover 'Breaking Bad' withdrawal."

'Ron Adagio, the only person in Hollywood who has been in a movie, but hasn't yet starred in his own sitcom.'

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Dalek Sneeze

Trial by Media

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Solar Panel

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Starvation Watching

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.