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Dancing with the Tsars. Great! Coming up, our next contestant, Frank! I need a new agent.

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Eastenders on an upsidedown television - 'They look so happy now'

'The President today called for Federal funding for day care centers for homeless beanie babies... Had you going for a minute there, didn't we?'

Today, let's start with a list of actors who were never nominated with an Academy Award....

"Viewers, please be aware that the weather forecast is for entertainment purposes only."

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The first car accident.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'