Tv Series Lover Prints

"Spoiler alert."

'Ron Adagio, the only person in Hollywood who has been in a movie, but hasn't yet starred in his own sitcom.'

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Trial by Media

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Situation Tragedy.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Come die with me.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.