Tv Show Lovers Prints

'Big Udder is Watching'

Trial by Media

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

TV-Man

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Solar Panel

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.