Television Drama Lover Pillows

"Awk. . . Luke and Laura discovered Tom loves her and that her mother is dying of cancer. . . Awk. . . Doctor Thomas performed the operation on Little Mary and Ramon came in. . . Tune in tomorrow. . . Awk!"

Trial by Media

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

The Unhappy King

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Solar Panel

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus