Television Drama Fan Pillows

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Safe!'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

How TV Causes Violence

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"He joined in the debate."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"Congratulations on opening night."