Television Drama Fan Pillows

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Safe!'

"I wish school was more like TV."

"Congratulations on opening night."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"He joined in the debate."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."