Tv Drama Fanatic Pillows

"We need a 'Sopranos' about C.E.O.s."

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Theatre Crowd

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

As Seen Watching TV

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Eurydice in prison

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"