Television Drama Lover Gifts

"Awk. . . Luke and Laura discovered Tom loves her and that her mother is dying of cancer. . . Awk. . . Doctor Thomas performed the operation on Little Mary and Ramon came in. . . Tune in tomorrow. . . Awk!"

Trial by Media

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Spoiler alert."

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.