Theatrical Drama Lover Gifts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Champagne

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cut!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Jack Gleeson

Blue Dress and Feather

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"