Modern Drama Lover Gifts

Waiting for Godot Updated

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Falstaff

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

The Unhappy King

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.