Drama Lovers Gifts

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

"Accepting for..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"When I raise my left hand, start the triumphant music."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"We want the identity of the whistleblower and we want it NOW!!"

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

'At the tone the time will be 3:15 P.M., the temperature will be 84F and your next door neighbor will be sleeping with your wife.'

'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

Housewives meet Top Chef

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

Falstaff

Theatre Crowd

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"