Drama Lovers Gifts

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

"Accepting for..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"When I raise my left hand, start the triumphant music."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"We want the identity of the whistleblower and we want it NOW!!"

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

'At the tone the time will be 3:15 P.M., the temperature will be 84F and your next door neighbor will be sleeping with your wife.'

'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'

Housewives meet Top Chef

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Falstaff

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

Theatre Crowd

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lord George brings news of the debate