Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'Actually the truth lies somewhere in between.'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

'Hello?'

Janus.

'Way to look alive, Dewey! ... But maybe don't look quite so alive!'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair

Actor practising his indian war crys

Nigel Havers

Shakespeare as an Infant

'I'm living in a soap opera!'

"Et tu, voters?"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Covid Masks

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Treachery and Bribery Live Together in Perfect Harmony

Lord George brings news of the debate

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Following your purchase today, there is a mandatory two act waiting period."

"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"This time, she went too far."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Have you any idea of the breakup value of this marriage?"

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"