Tv Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."