Theatrical Drama Lover Pillows

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Champagne

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Reginald Bunthorne

Blue Dress and Feather

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A little bird told me...

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Lend me your ears

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."