Theater Lover Pillows

"Good coffee."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

Big Ballet Dancer.

A town crier ringing his bell and shouting the news.

One-man show: Only one man shows up in audience.

SHAKESPEARE APTS: 2B...not 2B.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Love those shoes!

"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'So, apart from the literary reference, that's it, is it?'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

"This time, I'm afraid it's serious. He just met a girl named Maria."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Stage hand has cigars ready.

Nutcracker in a Tutu

'Oh no you haven't.'

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Mime marriage.

Theatre.