Theater Lovers Pillows

'Actually the truth lies somewhere in between.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I got the part!"

"Following your purchase today, there is a mandatory two act waiting period."

'Radio! That's no good - I've just spent a fortune on a boob job!'

Shakespeare in the park and Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Danger! Landmimes!

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

Drama Llama

"Oh, Harvey, don't be so theatrical!"

Three Little Maids from school

Cherubino hides

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Champagne

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'