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'Actually the truth lies somewhere in between.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I got the part!"

"Following your purchase today, there is a mandatory two act waiting period."

Did you know that when an opossum plays possum he's not acting, but has actually passed out from sheer terror? On the other hand, when a wolverine does it he's drawing on his inate thespian talent. Odd Facts.

Hamlet with minor arthritis pain. Ay, there's the rub!

'Radio! That's no good - I've just spent a fortune on a boob job!'

Shakespeare in the park and Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Danger! Landmimes!

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

Drama Llama

"Oh, Harvey, don't be so theatrical!"

Three Little Maids from school

Cherubino hides

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Champagne

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis