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"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Champagne

Honoré de Balzac

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"It's a play on words."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"