Theater Lover With A Twist Pillows

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Champagne

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's a play on words."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'