Movie Theater Lover T-Shirts

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Leslie Caron.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Southwark Fair.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Champagne

Honoré de Balzac

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Bloody hell!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Reginald Bunthorne

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Jack Gleeson

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'