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"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Steve McQueen

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Canadian film production

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."