Movie Theater Aficionado Gifts

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Bloody hell!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Senta jumps into the sea

Getting to Know You

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Steve McQueen

Reese Witherspoon

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Kritik's Korner

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Canadian film production

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"