Movie Theater Buff Gifts

Cinemuck

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

No-Work Orange

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Trump! The Musical

Comedy Cafe

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Cut!

Stand-up Romcom

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Silence of the Chickens...

Albert & Myra - The End Story