Theater Buffs Gifts

Drama class

"The Bells, The Bells."

"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Early curtain?"

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Mikado

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Covid Masks

Sir John Falstaff

Cossack dancers

Back-Stage Shaving

Which was the false leg, even to this day is still a closely guarded secret.

Actor practising his indian war crys

'Oh, it's different alright...but I'm not sure how much demand there'll be for a Noam Chomsky impersonator.'

Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Mikado

A little bird told me...

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Deflator mouse

Senta jumps into the sea

The Pink Bantha