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"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Early curtain?"

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Mikado

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Covid Masks

Sir John Falstaff

Cossack dancers

Back-Stage Shaving

Which was the false leg, even to this day is still a closely guarded secret.

'Oh, it's different alright...but I'm not sure how much demand there'll be for a Noam Chomsky impersonator.'

Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

Senta jumps into the sea

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Can't Touch This

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"