Theatre Buffs Gifts

Beckett on ice

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Panelist, or moderator, that is the question...."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Lights Camera Action Man

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Upstart Crow

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mikado

Senta jumps into the sea

Deflator mouse

Mikado

Applause

A little bird told me...

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Cossack dancers

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A man taking a bow

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

Tower Hamlets

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."