Broadway Buffs Gifts

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Trump! The Musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Senta jumps into the sea

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cossack dancers

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Knickerless Cage.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Situation Tragedy.

Upper West Side Story

Actor practising his indian war crys

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Berta screams out!

Tosca stabs Scarpia

I Pagliacci

Doctor Bartolo

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

The Land Before Mimes.