Movie Buffs Gifts

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

'Right, that's the last time you lot watch Lord of the Rings!'

"Who gonna be Mudda?" - Cosy Nostra

Russell Crowe

'Our hormones are on back order. Until they come in, we're lending Brad Pitt videos.'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'Not now Kato!'

St Luke's Calling: 'Luuuuke, I am your father...'

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

'Excellent chase scenes.'

Box Office

White man cures American Indian with an enema.

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

Uh Oh...

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

TV: 'You're not in Kansas anymore.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Dances with wolves' lesser-known siblings,

"It's not your fault, do you understand? It's not your fault... say it with me."

'So, Toto; what's this I hear about you being a friend of Dorothy's?'

'He thinks 'Dumb and Dumber' was a documentary.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

Le Roi Kong

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Yellow-brick Roadworks

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

What really happened during US/Russian spy exchange.

Jailed Harry Potter actor meets his cellmate.

God and Adam's first date.