Film Buffs Gifts

'Sign here! In the event that I sell book or movie rights to your case, confidentiality can be waived.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Quinton quarantining

The Classic Returns! Old Yeller

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"I'm a kind of p**n actor, only I get paid to keep my clothes on."

'You've got a double chin in this one Marjorie.'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

'Film extras drinks night'

GET CARTER CARDS

'It's the Hat! It's the HAAAT!'

"First of all, if you're not sitting down, you should sit down."

David Niven.

'Could you PLEASE go and do that somewhere else?'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

'I think I'll wait till it's out on video.'

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"Gesundheit."

"Walk for your lives!"

"Which one of you runts squealed?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."