Film Fans Gifts

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Werewolves of London..."

Reese Witherspoon

What's an Imax cave?

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Spoiler alert."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."