Cinema Fan Gifts

In an instant, Ashley's social life was reduced to the status of pond scum.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Jennifer Connelly

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Steve McQueen

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Canadian film production

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'