Silent Cinema Fan Gifts

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Buster Keaton

Titanic: How's my steering.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Michael Caine

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

King Kong

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Laurel and Hardy

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.

"This is the best part of the movie."

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Ronald Reagan

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'