Silent Movie Buff Gifts

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Interesting encounters in history.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Charlie Chaplin

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'Modem Times,'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Pola Negri

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Charlie Chaplin

'Say when.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

The limits of power

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"