Silent Film Enthusiast Gifts

Man in orchestra pit making bread rolls dance,Chaplin style, to direct Can-Can dancers

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

'Quiet with your crisps. I can't hear the film.'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

Charlie Chaplin

Comedy Cafe

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Interesting encounters in history.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Tin Man Visits New York

Marilyn Ghost

'Modem Times,'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Charlie Chaplin

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Pola Negri

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

'Say when.'

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

Gloria Swanson caricature

"Airlines are our 'Travel partners' in the sense that Laurel and Hardy were partners"

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"