Silent Film Buff Gifts

'You have the right to remain silent.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Laurel and Hardy

The proportion of Hispanic elderly will nearly triple between now and 2050.

Clara Bow caricature

Buster Keaton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Interesting encounters in history.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Tokyo City Limits

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'We need to talk.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

W.C.Fields

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

'Modem Times,'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

On the Town.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Buster Keaton

'Say when.'

Pola Negri

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Charlie Chaplin

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.