Silent Film Buff Gifts

'You have the right to remain silent.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Clara Bow caricature

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Tokyo City Limits

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Charlie Chaplin

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'We need to talk.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

'Modem Times,'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Pola Negri

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

'Say when.'

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

On the Town.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Charlie Chaplin

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

Mime trying to buy a doughnut