Silent Movie Aficionados Gifts

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Buster Keaton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Laurel and Hardy

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Charlie Chaplin

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Charlie Chaplin

'Modem Times,'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Louise Brooks caricature

Buster Keaton

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Mime Prison

Pola Negri

Charlie Chaplin

'Say when.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

Chaplin

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

Charlie Chaplin.

Grauchos

Man in orchestra pit making bread rolls dance,Chaplin style, to direct Can-Can dancers

Uh Oh...

Gloria Swanson caricature

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."