Silent Movie Fans Gifts

"You can't blow up that safe here - this is the quiet car."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Buster Keaton

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Laurel and Hardy

Sylvester Stallone

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.

"You have the right to remain silent."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Charlie Chaplin

Janet Leigh

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

Vanity Publishing.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Charlie Chaplin

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Millennial Splaining

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'