Silent Film Fan Gifts

Interesting encounters in history.

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

Don't be frightened. The reason I'm not moving my lips is that I'm a comic strip character. I wish I could speak to you in the usual sense, but I'm afraid you'll have to read my word balloon instead. Uh-oh. I can see by the question mark above your head that this isn't going well. God, I wish I could stop smiling. ?

'Who's Charlie Chaplin?'

"Don't be fooled by the moustache. I'm not Hitler, I'm Chaplin."

Pola Negri

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Buster Keaton

Titanic: How's my steering.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

David Niven caricature

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Sylvester Stallone

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Laurel and Hardy

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

I want to be a lawn!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Janet Leigh