Film Fanatics Gifts

At home with the movie-wreckers

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

"Wait! I'm not trying to sneak in! I want to buy a ticket!"

Now Showing! 'YOUR MONEY, CAR AND HOUSE' The sequel to 'What Women Want'.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'These 3D glasses are brilliant! It's like you're really standing in front of me.'

Tom Hanks

death star bowling

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Blockbuster Billion Club