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At home with the movie-wreckers

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

"Wait! I'm not trying to sneak in! I want to buy a ticket!"

Now Showing! 'YOUR MONEY, CAR AND HOUSE' The sequel to 'What Women Want'.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

This one has Tom Cruise control

'These 3D glasses are brilliant! It's like you're really standing in front of me.'

"And now the Oscar for the film that everyone claims they want to see when they ACTUALLY saw 'Fifty Shades Freed'."

Tom Hanks

death star bowling

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

Getting to Know You

Reese Witherspoon

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."