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Strainspotting

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."