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Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Werewolves of London..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Giant slug attacks a city

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Blockbuster Billion Club