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Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Reese Witherspoon

What's an Imax cave?

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

Giant slug attacks a city

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Spoiler alert."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Starvation Watching

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."